The coolest coder on the project!

I should give some context before expecing you to be impressed...

Ethan has been known to "sneak around" as us civillians say.  He ended up doing very well at navy seals school, but quickly decided that a plastic chair with a crappy laptop coding was the place for him.  His father was a IBEW vet, and he came from humble begennings.

Later in life, Ethan began his road to recovery with a semi-sucessful bowling career.  His signature move "The Shocker pt.2" amazed people every alley he attended.  One fateful night, his practice was cut short by a shocking notification.  A failing grade on an assignment.  That day, he lost his cajones, his 4.0, and my respect.

Here is an image from my dad's "visitation day" where we got to meet one of his "brothas" from jail.  Good guy!  I'm glad Ethan got to see where it all "started". iykyk

In this paparatzi photo, Ethan is seen riding in his vehicle after a dangerous shoot.  You can see him on the big screen soon in:Angry MILD Little Puck Lures Bully's Hormonal Stepson For Rough Time!